anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

benryhenson:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

alyssabig-cheese:

"If you’re not ready for kids, don’t have sex"

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If you’re not ready for a car accident, don’t drive.

Not ready to die? Then don’t live

(Source: xxgenasixx)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson)

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

(Source: pratt-chris)

hotbisexualarmydoctor:

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

(Source: ballcocktail)

psych2go:

You can find the sources of these posts on psych2go.net

"Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for." 101 Dalmatians, 1961

(Source: animation-magic)

(Source: sophiehayes)

kernalmustache:

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

What kind of camel is that?

kernalmustache:

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

What kind of camel is that?

(Source: awwww-cute)

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)

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Wizard, please.

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